2025

“Does anyone have a glass blower?” - 20th July 2025 (Summer All Day Gaming)

“What am I doing with my nun?” - 20th July 2025 (Summer All Day Gaming)

“I need a self-maintenance day” - 20th July 2025 (Summer All Day Gaming)

“If you’re okay with cheating, you can undo the stupid thing” - 20th August 2025

“Means I have a giant stack of pepper for no reason!” - 27th August 2025

“Rotate your bee!” - 10th September 2025

“Oh, sorry, I was organising the water” - 10th September 2025

“It’s something to do with drugs … I think” - 24th September 2025

“A silly game about crushing toilets” - 15th October 2025

“WAIT! I need to think about dead things!” - 5th November 2025

“You can only sell to the museum once per turn” - 19th November 2025

“Someone played a yellow that had a big gap, and I had something that can fit in it!” - 3rd December 2025

“I’m, I’m, I’m fine with that. I’m fine with being completely fucking wrong.” - 11th December 2025

“Does a Galaxy weigh more than a table?” … “Do you mean the chocolate bar?” - 17th December 2025

“That is literally the dice equivalent of Pussy Galore” - 17th December 2025

2026

“I’m not trying to get a quote of the week … Slams Table …Where’s my beaver!?” - 7th January 2026

“If I’ve got the guy to push from behind” … “No, one short!” - 7th January 2026

“UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGH! I wanted tomatoes as well"!” - 14th January 2026

“You’re cheating! You’re using your memory!” - 14th January 2026

“Yes. 5 is high than 2”-“IS IT!?” - 14th January 2026

“Well yeah, I’m a better player than you.” - 14th January 2026

“No! The club rules are everyone get to play. And you’re the lowest common denominator, so we’ll play to your level!” - 14th January 2026

“If you’re really lucky, I’ll let you play with my camel.” - 14th January 2026

“I really should start thinking about getting into birds.” - 14th January 2026