2025

“Does anyone have a glass blower?” - 20th July 2025 (Summer All Day Gaming)

“What am I doing with my nun?” - 20th July 2025 (Summer All Day Gaming)

“I need a self-maintenance day” - 20th July 2025 (Summer All Day Gaming)

“If you’re okay with cheating, you can undo the stupid thing” - 20th August 2025

“Means I have a giant stack of pepper for no reason!” - 27th August 2025

“Rotate your bee!” - 10th September 2025

“Oh, sorry, I was organising the water” - 10th September 2025

“It’s something to do with drugs … I think” - 24th September 2025

“A silly game about crushing toilets” - 15th October 2025

“WAIT! I need to think about dead things!” - 5th November 2025

“You can only sell to the museum once per turn” - 19th November 2025

“Someone played a yellow that had a big gap, and I had something that can fit in it!” - 3rd December 2025

“I’m, I’m, I’m fine with that. I’m fine with being completely fucking wrong.” - 11th December 2025

“Does a Galaxy weigh more than a table?” … “Do you mean the chocolate bar?” - 17th December 2025

“That is literally the dice equivalent of Pussy Galore” - 17th December 2025

2026

“I’m not trying to get a quote of the week … Slams Table …Where’s my beaver!?” - 7th January 2026

“If I’ve got the guy to push from behind” … “No, one short!” - 7th January 2026

“UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGH! I wanted tomatoes as well"!” - 14th January 2026

“You’re cheating! You’re using your memory!” - 14th January 2026

“Yes. 5 is high than 2”-“IS IT!?” - 14th January 2026

“Well yeah, I’m a better player than you.” - 14th January 2026

“No! The club rules are everyone get to play. And you’re the lowest common denominator, so we’ll play to your level!” - 14th January 2026

“If you’re really lucky, I’ll let you play with my camel.” - 14th January 2026

“I really should start thinking about getting into birds.” - 14th January 2026

“Bone your way to victory” … “As I often do” - 18th February 2026

“What sort of tail does a panda have?” - 18th February 2026

“I WEIGH AS MUCH AS A PANDA!?” - 18th February 2026

“It's called 8 minute empire not 8 minute turn” - 4th March 2026

“YOU KNOW I DON’T HAVE RED!” - 25th March 2026

“So, if you kill Mike … that moves” - 29th March 2026 (Spring All Day Gaming)

“Penis Whisper, sorry I mean Snake Charmer” - 29th March 2026 (Spring All Day Gaming)

“Well you don’t get to eat Chris now!” - 29th March 2026 (Spring All Day Gaming)

“Just shut up and kill yourself” - 29th March 2026 (Spring All Day Gaming)

“I’m Andrew as well handshake thanks for killing me” - 29th March 2026 (Spring All Day Gaming)

“She cannot surround the planet with her wormhole” - 13th May 2026

“Everyone has there home … apart from me because I keep putting mine in the bag” - 27th May 2026

“This is the worst mouth ever"!” - 17th June 2026

“Why do you keep making me swear!? It’s quite rude” - 24th June 2026

“There’s bound to be some good ones out there. turns card THERE WE GO! One!” - 15th July 2026

“Why are they always Nephews” - 22nd July 2026

“I’m sorry, can you keep out of this intellectual conversation” - 22nd July 2026

“I was trying to figure out hot to kill a giant child with a sock!” - 2nd August 2026 (Summer All Day Gaming)

“He’s swimming down a different corridor by himself” - 2nd August 2026 (Summer All Day Gaming)

"Yes but he's not doing it by winning the right way." - 26th August 2026

"Theoretically .... there was an end to that sentence" - 16th September 2026

"Sam! Orge in your grain field" - 16th September 2026

"There's no point. There's no BLOODY point!" - 30th September 2026

"Is anyone anti the idea of calling each other Hitler?" - 30th September 2026

"I in silence, take these two here" - 30th September 2026

"Oh! I don't want to be in last!" - 23rd September 2026